

HILTSWALTR 3Act 3 Mirror of Galadriel and Finale!HILTSWALTR 3
(Grey Squirrel delivers note to Boromir.) Boromir: this is from the election society of middle earth! I could be the new Lord of Earth! Before I open this, Ill give you all the chance to be the first to bow to me! Merry: theres no chance thats happening. Gimli; wheres my note? Boromir: well, Gimli my friend, the people have spoken. You can still be the lord of rock like you asked.
Gimli: eh, better than nothing. Boromir: (opening it) Id like to thank my mother, my father, my Uncle Louie What the? This must be some kind of


HILTSWALTR 2(All arrive at the top of a great mountain. Dramatic music is playing.) Gandalf: where is that music coming from? Legolas: The tales of lore speak of the hills having eyes. And they can sing to entrance even the mightiest of warriors. They become lost in the mountain and are forever searching for the beautiful song. Many of my kind and others have died searching to bring you this tale. (Gimli walks over mountain, carrying a stereo. Sam pokes Gimli, points and says some inaudible words.) Gimli: What!? Oh! Let me pause the song! (Pause) What were you saying? Oh, did I ruin your little Elfy tale? Serves ya right for talkiHILTSWALTR 2


HILTSWALTRThe Battle of the Evermore, by Led Zeppelin plays while opening words show actors, directors etc.HILTSWALTR
Opening Scene: Title: a parody of the LORD of the Rings OR, How I learned to stop worrying and love the Ring. The musical (Scratch out the musical)
Narrator: in the beginning there was the word and the word was Elves. And it was good. Then eventually somehow men were spawned. Some stuff happened then there was the creation of the great Rings. Three were given to the elf-lords; immortal, wise and very unusually clad. Seven were given to the Dwarven kings; Miners, craftsmen and vertically cha
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